i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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