But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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