So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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