Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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