They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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