i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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