i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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