May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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