? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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