Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
So. Much. Porn.
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