Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Did I show you my penis last night?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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