so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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