If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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