when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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