wake up i wanna do it froggy style
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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