Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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