I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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