Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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