An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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