My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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