I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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