either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Randomize
