For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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