im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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