And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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