I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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