Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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