New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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