He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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