My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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