I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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