You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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