Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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