So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I accidentally burped into my bong.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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