i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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