Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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