If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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