that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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