It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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