This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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