I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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