i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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