Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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