I want to make a zoo with you.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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