just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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