Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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