Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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