You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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