yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
there is glitter all over my balls
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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