Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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