ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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