whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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