I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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