how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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