I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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