UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
