I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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